Lets see...blogger is still ill.
Nvm. Well I guess Singaporeans are all geared up to fight for the honourable title of being a PIG. Yupz...a pig. Last year during CRS e-learning we were ask to comment on whether Singaporeans are PIG and I said no. Well tubz tubz...I change my stance today. Heres the story:
On the miserable, long, lonely journey back home on the train today, a Singaporean pig found an empty seat on the train and sat on it. Seeing that the ajourning seat is empty, he happily decided that his piece of crappy bag deserve a seat on the train more than the others. Without further a-do, tat piece of shit happily position the piece of poorly sewn-up cloth next to him in that empty seat. People come and people go.
With the train starting to fill up, Mr Shit decided that the train passenger is anything except visible to his almost blind eye that saw nothing but tat piece of cloth which is still resting in comfort in the seat. Passenger standing in front of him were invisible. Poor Mr Shit. His eyesight must be deteriorating fast and furious. But heaven is kind and suddenly he must have been healed. Woow...he actually saw the passenger and proceed to move tat piece of cloth by say...5cm? Wat an act of consideration I say. But heaven always like to joke with mankind. His eyesight is taken away as soon as he regained it and he still cant see the passenger again. Old Mr Cloth still rest in the comfortable bright orange seat. Wat a day for Mr Shit. Regaining and losing his eyesight in minutes. Sad case I say.
Didi Dada and *proof*...we are at Raffles MRT station. Using his always dependable hearing, Mr Shit realise tat he has reached his stop and using his four senses(with the exception of his sight), he make his way out of the train into the human crowd and and *proof* he was gone again. Gone he was but the legacy he left was irreplaceable-two seats for two tired soul. Wat a nice man Mr Shit was...leaving two seat for ppl to seat even though he was gone. Touched...sobz sobz.
Wat an "touching" story rite. Well I suggest people to start voting. Vote for Mr Shit to be crown the "Pig of the Pigs". He must be touched. 80% of this entry goes to polling for votes for the POP(Pig of Pigs) contest. Hmm...maybe he can reward mi by choping one seat for seat the next time I see him. Well we shall see.
Ok time to go...
Going Once, Going Twice and...Bang!!!
Gone
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5/15/2007 10:22:00 PM
5/15/2007 10:22:00 PM