Damn it man...it is Sunday now and guess what...school is reopening tml...like wth...NP and NYP students are still having their holidays man...stupid SP...holiday so short...so sad, that's bad and it's sad!!!
I DUN WANNA GO TO SCHOOL!!!
Well what can I do...who ask society to ask us to study!!! Actually who say we needa diploma or degree to succeed...or even any stupid piece of paper stating our so-call "achievement" in school? The boss of Breadtalk, George Quek is the BOSS of Breadtalk even though he didnt have a diploma. Football National Team Captain Aide Iskander, I suppose he did not have an diploma too. Noh Alam Shah...Top Striker for Singapore.
Well what can I say...well diff ppl diff life. Hmm but sure I can if I do not want to go to school...human brains are there to be use and surely I do use my...haha
1) Burn the whole School of Business
No way man!!! Thats a bad idea. Burning brings about carbon monoxide which in turn causes Global Warming which in turn causes the temperature of the earth to go up. And you know that I hate the heat the most and IMAGINE THE SURROUNDING TEMPERATURE GO UP!!! I will die man...
2) Bring back SARS
Nah...tats a bad one as well. Imagine I have to worry here and there when I go out shopping about ppl sneezeing on mi...No No No...maybe if I am immune to it then it may be different...haha.
3) Forward my life using a remote control to my graduation day like hw it is done on CLICK.
Yeah yeah yeah...this is kinda of a good idea man...yeah man...thats what I will do...But wait!!! Who is the damn bloody idiot that cheated mi? Who told mi that the remote control that can forward and rewind ur life is for real? Who told mi that the scenario in "CLICK" is base on a true story? Damn it man.
4) Blackmail Maxxxxxxn about xxxxxxx to give mi a diploma now
Nah...that isnt an idea too...what can I blackmail him about...nothing. Dun tell mi to blackmail him saying that he didnt wash his hand after he shited at the toilet bowl. Ewww...come on man...I am not a pervert ok...I swear that I didnt spy on him when he is in the toilet..period.
Hmm...so what can I do what can I do what can I do...well I shall stop here for nw to concentrate in coming up with new idea to get the hell outta school!!!
Anyway...I am not arrogrant but I think that I am the SPECIAL ONE!!!
Disclaimer Note: Yee Kok Keong is the special one and he is brillant and talented enough to know that the storyline of the movie "CLICK" is fake and that there can never be a remote control that can transport human being through time at least for the next few decade!!!
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9/23/2007 02:02:00 AM
9/23/2007 02:02:00 AM